This was announced yesterday, but I sort of felt like eh, I already knew that” It appears that Lindsay Lohan has officially been hired” to be some old guy's date. If you watch the Golden Globes on Sunday—or any of the quite a few red carpets in the coming months—you will see these escorts at function (and possibly spot Gaida, too). For the 1st time in the history of my sex life, I was never, ever